1. 3 Jul



    1. Me: Wow, I'm home alone.
    2. Me: *In the shower* I WISH THAT I HAD JESSIE'S GIRL
    3. Me: *Into a hairbrush* NO YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO CUT ME OFF
    4. Me: *Running around the house* START SPREADING THE NEWS! I'M LEAVING TODAY! I'M GONNA BE A PART OF IT! NEW YORK, NEW YORK!
    5. Me: *Upside down, balancing self on the couch* SING US A SONG, YOU'RE THE PIANO MAN!
    6. Me: *Making microwave popcorn* GOOD NIGHT MOON, AND GOODNIGHT YOU! WHEN YOU'RE ALL THAT I THINK ABOUT
    7. Family: *comes home*
    8. Me: *Locks self in room and goes on Tumblr*